We walked out of the Koh Samui terminal and strolled slowly towards the pick-up area, enjoying the warm humidity of the evening.
There waiting for us was FlyerTalk favourite, and all round nice guy, Mr Samui. If you need a transfer to the Conrad, he’s your man. We just booked by sending him a whatsapp: +66 89 060 6440.
After an hour long ride through some pitch black roads (including an immensely steep final climb, once on the grounds of the property itself) we finally arrived at the lobby, of one of the crown jewels in the Hilton property portfolio.
We were enthusiastically greeted at the entrance to the lobby of the Conrad Koh Samui. Our bags were taken and loaded on to a buggy as we sat sipping sweet lemongrass tea, whilst completing the check-in formalities.
We booked two free nights using UK Hilton credit card certificates and booked the third night at 50% off BAR via Hilton Premium club Thailand.
Standard villas are numbered 1xx and 2xx. We asked in advance for a villa in the 3xxs (the interiors are almost identical, with a slightly upgraded entertainment system), the reason for this is that villas 307-310 offer some of the most spectacular, uninterrupted views and also benefit from being close to the breakfast restaurant and the bar where happy hour takes place.
Our request was confirmed upon check-in and we were told that this was due to the fact that we were HHonors Gold members (courtesy of UK Amex Platinum). We were also told that we were also entitled to pull a mystery gift coupon from a box, I left it in Kamara’s hands and she won us a free poolside ice-cream!
The rooms at the Conrad Koh Samui are all freestanding villas, arranged along a cliffside. This makes for some absolutely stunning views. Given our late arrival though, the views would have to wait. Thankfully the interior design is fantastic too.
Motley Crue could host a party in this thing
Again, I love two things here. 1. The glass walls mean that you can see the ocean from the gigantic rainfall shower. 2. The rainfall shower is friggin’ gigantic.
We were offered a choice of amenities upon check-in, we selected Shanghai Tang (the other options are Tara Smith and Refinery [as seen in the BA First Class amenity kit]). In addition to this there were ceramic dispensers filled with what was unmistakably Aromatherapy Associates product.
We saved our turndown cookies so we could eat them with a cup of coffee, as a pre-breakfast treat
Tapping firmly into the zeitgeist with the complimentary Macarons
The minibar was well stocked although there weren’t a huge number of coffee pods for the Philips machine. The Evian wasn’t free but the locally branded bottled water was both free and plentiful. We never needed to call to get more.
Not a bad setup for writing trip reports
Wireless headphones and iPad
How great is this headboard? I’m a sucker for geometric design.
The wooden box was filled with games like Scrabble and Jenga
We loved the digital radio stations, which we could play through the Bose surround sound system. Our favourite was the 90s dance channel (hard to go wrong with a stellar lineup including: Culture Beat, 2 Unlimited, Strike, Corona, Snap!, Haddaway, Baby D, Blue Boy, N-Trance, Utah Saints…)
Good though the interior is, the real star of the rooms at CKS is the outside area, featuring a saltwater infinity pool with one of the most spectacular views ever.
The view to the right of our pool. As you can see, we had a good amount of separation from these neighbours.
The sun loungers as seen from the bathroom
This GoPro shot gives you a good idea of the size of the pool
The neighbours on the other side were closer but we neither heard nor saw them. Above us you can see one of the 2 bedroom villas. They could see us from a couple of spots in our pool but otherwise nothing.
I can’t really think of a better place to catch up on some reading
On a clear day you can see for miles
Of course, with such outrageously awesome surroundings, we couldn’t help but take a million pics of ourselves
You may be surprised to hear that this picture did well on social media
As did this one
The villa design is quite ingenious. The overhanging roofs of the bedrooms grant a high degree of privacy from villas above, this is further enhanced when the parasols are open.
Even from quite obtuse angles, the walls provide almost total privacy from others
You may have spotted some hammocks and man made islands below. We’ll come to those in a bit.
Much like our stay in Busuanga, a defining feature of our time at CKS was the awesome majesty of the sunsets
Using our Hilton Premium Club Thailand membership we were able to get 50% off all food. Our breakfast was included as HHonors Gold members. This made the stay very affordable, particularly when you consider how isolated the Conrad is. You are at least 15 minutes drive from the nearest alternative restaurant and even this would require a degree of planning and co-ordination that would render it impractical unless you were planning to take a proper trip ‘off resort’.
…or this one
We were always greeted with a complimentary ice tea drink. Our water was kept constantly topped up too
With our 50% discount the prices were very reasonable. The pizzas worked out at £9 for example. Happy hour at the CKS is an ever evolving beast, a number of venues have happy hours, with slight overlaps, which means you can go on a bar crawl every day! The Azure Happy hour is the earliest of the lot, running from 4pm-6pm
Not a bad place to have lunch
The food was ok but certainly nothing special. Which is how I would describe most of the ‘regular’ food options at CKS
After lunch on the first day, we made our way down to the beach. As you can see, the sand was pretty rough and rocky.
There were a couple of the man made islands out in the water. To be honest, they weren’t particularly comfortable, there’s no shade and the sand and plants looked scraggly and worn down.
The ocean hammock on the other hand? Awesome.
Located right next to Zest, the Sunset lounge offers a happy hour from 5pm-7pm. Seeing as our room was only a 2 minute walk away, we always made an effort to stop by
A word of warning though, make sure you wear long clothes or pack your Deet. The mosquitoes are out in force at this time of day! Surprisingly the Conrad didn’t light any mosquito coils for the guests.
This sculpture sits between Zest and the Sunset Lounge
The concierge was also ostensibly located here, although this area was never actually manned by anybody
Despite being near capacity, the resort never seemed busy during our time there. In fact we were the only guests each day during happy hour!
Something of a theme developing on this trip. Once again we were serenaded by some extremely talented Filipino musicians. The lady cranked out a particularly awesome rendition of Zombie by The Cranberries
Our favourite seats
Continue on to Part II : REVIEW – Conrad Koh Samui – Part 2